Last night, I had a dream in which I was pregnant and I was carrying the baby in a very peculiar way. Click here to see a drawing of what my stomach looked like. And in my dream, every time the baby moved, my stomach moved, too -- sort of like when a dog rolls around under a bed sheet. I mean, it moved a lot. I don't remember much else, other than I went into labor and it was quite painful. And for some reason, I was wandering around a department store, waiting to give birth because for some reason the hospital wouldn't take me in.
Note: When I woke this morning, my belly felt very sore.
Wow... looks like that would be pretty painful!
ReplyDeleteI sincerely hope your stomach NEVER looks like that for any reason!
EEEEEW!!! That would be just creepy! Pregnancy ALREADY seems so Alien-like as it is... at least to me... I always thought it seemed much more natural to lay an egg... or... to carry it in an external pouch like a marsupial... when I stop and think of the actual mechanics of pregnancy... I always shake my head at how really ODD it is!
ReplyDelete(You'd never know I'm trying to get pregnant, would you!!! chuckle)